Cough Syrup Of Sex Tee Black
This unapologetic black graphic tee features the infamous "sex positions" grid with signature cough syrup attitude. Heavyweight premium cotton blend construction meets bold front-and-back screen prints in our relaxed, oversized silhouette. The audacious design balances shock value with tight composition - structured grid layout, clean typography blocks, and sharp linework that stays crisp at any distance. Built for real-world durability with ribbed crewneck, double-needle seams, and color-fast printing.
Technical Characteristics
| Size Range | XS - XL |
| Color | Black |
| Condition | Brand New |
| Price with Shipping | $89 + calculated at checkout |
Authenticated
Every unit verified by coughsyrup.org team for label accuracy, print alignment, stitch density, and measurement tolerance.
Measurements
| Size | Chest (P2P) | Length | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 50cm / 19.7" | 68cm / 26.8" | 46cm / 18.1" |
| S | 52cm / 20.5" | 70cm / 27.6" | 48cm / 18.9" |
| M | 55cm / 21.7" | 72cm / 28.3" | 50cm / 19.7" |
| L | 58cm / 22.8" | 74cm / 29.1" | 52cm / 20.5" |
| XL | 61cm / 24.0" | 76cm / 29.9" | 54cm / 21.3" |
We ship fast and pack flat to protect the print surface. Tracking uploads when the label prints. Return-eligible items must be unworn, with tags and our seals intact. If size stock exists, we process exchanges; if not, we process a return per policy. Keep the garment clean and unwashed for a smooth check-in.
Keep the black rich and the print sharp. Treat it like a premium screen-printed tee. Turn inside out before washing. Cold wash with similar colors. Use mild detergent. No bleach. Avoid fabric softeners that coat fibers. Air dry flat or low tumble if you must. Do not iron directly on the graphic; steam or iron inside out on low.
The tee is oversized by design. If you want the intended drape, choose your normal size. If you want a closer fit, size down one. To be exact, measure your chest at the fullest point, add ease, divide by two. Match the result to the listed P2P (pit-to-pit) when you select your size. Ease range depends on how relaxed you want the silhouette.
We protect your order so you can buy with confidence. If something rare goes wrong, we fix it. Your purchase is covered when what you receive materially differs from the description in color, condition, fabric, or measurement; when a wrong item lands in your box; or when we cannot verify the item's authenticity. Reach out with your order ID and photos, and our coughsyrup.org editorial staff will resolve it.
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Cough Syrup Of Sex Tee Black — Product Card
This is our unapologetic black graphic tee with the infamous "sex positions" grid and the cough syrup attitude baked in. Price is $89 USD. It is in stock and authenticated.
What you're getting
A heavyweight-feel tee with bold front-and-back prints, cut in our relaxed, oversized silhouette. It carries the signature cough syrup story: loud graphic energy, clean construction, and real-world durability.
The product photos show a deep black base with a high-contrast graphic layout. The front presents a structured grid of stylized positions, while the back locks in the line that built the mythos, pairing typography with culture-forward iconography. The finish is crisp and dense, with well-registered ink.
Why this graphic hits
It's audacious, precise, and archival in spirit. The composition balances shock value with tight design, which is why it looks premium instead of gimmicky.
The grid makes the chaos feel intentional. The stacked type blocks read clean at distance. Up close, the linework stays sharp. It works solo or under a jacket without getting lost.
Material and build
We use a premium cotton blend for structure, comfort, and color retention. The print is screen-applied, front and back, for density and durability.
Expect a ribbed crewneck that holds its shape, straight hem, and double-needle seams where you need them. Our team checks label accuracy, print alignment, stitch density, and measurement tolerance before it leaves the rack.
Is it authentic and limited?
Yes. Our coughsyrup.org team authenticates every unit and signs off on it. Drops are limited, and restocks are not promised.
We align with our internal rule: if print plates, fabric hand-feel, or measurements fail standard, it does not list. The product card carries the Authenticated badge for a reason.
Specifications
Core details you can trust. No fluff, only the facts.
| Attribute | Detail |
|---|---|
| Product Name | Cough Syrup Of Sex Tee Black |
| Color | Black |
| Graphic | Sex-positions grid front, bold cough syrup typography back |
| Fabric | Premium cotton blend |
| Print Technique | Screen print, front and back |
| Fit | Oversized, relaxed drape |
| Neck | Ribbed crewneck |
| Price | $89 USD |
| Availability | In Stock |
| Authenticity | Label, print, stitch, and measurement checks completed |
| Body Chest | Ease Added | Formula | P2P Result | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 100 cm | +10 cm | P2P = (100 + 10) / 2 | 55 cm | Classic oversized drape |
| 96 cm | +8 cm | P2P = (96 + 8) / 2 | 52 cm | Relaxed, slightly cleaner line |
| 38 in | +4 in | P2P = (38 + 4) / 2 | 21 in | Roomy fit in imperial |
| 40 in | +3 in | P2P = (40 + 3) / 2 | 21.5 in | Neater but still relaxed |
How it compares to other cough syrup tees
All three are authenticated, oversized, and built on the same quality standard. Choose by graphic mood and price point.
| Model | Graphic Mood | Colorway | Print Placement | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sex Tee Black | Provocative grid + bold type | Black | Front + Back | $89 |
| Jokes Up Monster Tee Black | Character-driven, playful menace | Black | Front + Back | $95 |
| Crucifix Tee Black | Iconic symbol treatment | Black | Front + Back | $85 |
Styling notes
Let the print lead. Keep layers simple and tonal. A black bomber or a washed denim jacket will frame the grid without fighting it.
On legs, go with relaxed cargo, raw denim, or our seasonal sweats. If you want full brand sync, pair it with that's a awful lot of cough syrup sweatpants for a matched attitude top to bottom. Our spider and sp5der heads know the code: clean base, loud art, zero compromise.
Quality proofing you can feel
Run a finger over the ink and you'll get that raised print feel. Pull the collar and it snaps back. Wear it on repeat and the black stays black.
We do this because we wear this. Our group tests shrink, twist, and colorfastness through cycles. Only pieces that behave make it into your rotation.
Who this tee is for
For the collector who wants story plus stamina. For the streetwear fan who prefers graphic intelligence over noise.
If you live in the cough syrup, spider, and sp5der graphic language, this slot fills a bold lane without boxing your wardrobe. It plays well with neutrals and punches through under low light.
FAQ
Yes. Order your usual size for the intended oversized drape. Size down one for a neater line.
The screen print is dense and flexible. Wash cold, inside out, and avoid high heat to keep the ink elastic and clean.
Restocks are not guaranteed. We only restock if we can verify the same standard and print plate. When a drop is gone, it is usually gone.